horrorgorewhore:

Using horror movies as foreplay. 

vizreef:

MBLE // FM tuner BBO840 + Amplifier BBO846 (Belgium, 1962)

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

realhousewivesofchernobyl:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

charlesoberonn:

roughstar:

rowanyourlocalarsonist:

charlesoberonn:

shannontheapostate:

charlesoberonn:

Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare

Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.

Just let me die, thanks

Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.

How dare you to hide this in the tags?

This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date

Both statements are true

You get a life saving skin graft and it comes with a free tattooed logo of Coca-cola.

You get implanted cornea and there’s an engraved Disney logo in your field of vision for the rest of your life

after top surgery they replace your nipples with the google chrome logo